Before we begin, you must free your mind. This is just like that...only better.
Use frozen waffle(s). Homemade waffles will work, but the stiffness of the frozen waffle is preferred for this demonstration.
The rest of the team. Note the 'creamy' style peanut butter.
Summon the waffles to your hand.
Toast waffles until crispy, but don't burn.
Add just enough peanut butter to cover the waffle. As with anything in life, moderation is key. :)
Cover in syrup, add bacon if desired and a nice cold glass of milk. Enjoy!!